October 2011
7 posts
I honestly feel sorry for my future kids if they end up being gay.
- Kid: "Mom?"
- Me: "Yeah?"
- Kid: "...would you still love me if...I was gay?"
- Me: "...are you gay?"
- Kid: "Yes."
- Me: "OH MY GOD YES COME HERE NEW FAVORITE CHILD I KNEW I RAISED YOU RIGHT GIVE ME A HUG I'M MAKING COOKIES DO YOU WANT A NEW CAR HERE PUT LADY GAGA IN THE CD PLAYER WE'RE HAVING A PARTY."

