I honestly feel sorry for my future kids if they end up being gay.
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Kid:
"Mom?"
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Me:
"Yeah?"
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Kid:
"...would you still love me if...I was gay?"
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Me:
"...are you gay?"
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Kid:
"Yes."
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Me:
"OH MY GOD YES COME HERE NEW FAVORITE CHILD I KNEW I RAISED YOU RIGHT GIVE ME A HUG I'M MAKING COOKIES DO YOU WANT A NEW CAR HERE PUT LADY GAGA IN THE CD PLAYER WE'RE HAVING A PARTY."
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