I honestly feel sorry for my future kids if they end up being gay.

• Kid: "Mom?"
• Me: "Yeah?"
• Kid: "...would you still love me if...I was gay?"
• Me: "...are you gay?"
• Kid: "Yes."
• Me: "OH MY GOD YES COME HERE NEW FAVORITE CHILD I KNEW I RAISED YOU RIGHT GIVE ME A HUG I'M MAKING COOKIES DO YOU WANT A NEW CAR HERE PUT LADY GAGA IN THE CD PLAYER WE'RE HAVING A PARTY."

850miles:

paramorepixielavigne:

heyyoucaughtmeinacoma:

lololololol

Lololollolololol

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

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When someone you don’t like touches you

wowfunniestposts:

Featured on Wow Funniest Posts

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oxytreza:

the-only-uke-spy:

yaoiluvyurilife:

Everytime baby.

Whoever doesn’t reblog this, I have sympathy for. :I Since, it means they don’t care.

Always. 

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Dear Board of Education,

imsecretlyamorsa:

So are we.

Sincerely,

Students

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